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Cover image for the book: Mountain Santa's Naughty List. It's a very smutty and breedy holiday romp.

TWs & KINKS: BREEDY AS FUCK, lots of fluids, big dick daddy type next door, big age gap, virgin, reindeer role play — coz Christmas, rough stuff, butt stuff, toys with peppermint lube... and a little light milking at the end.

MOUNTAIN SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST

He’s everybody’s favorite go-nowhere f*ck-boy,

And I just asked him to destroy my virtue...

Mitch Landowski plays Santa in our small town every year, and

I wrote a short list of “festive activities” I’d like my older, reputably sexy mountain man neighbor to perform on me.

It's a nice, basic list.

One Mitch adds another page-and-a-half of naughty suggestions to — before his conscience gets the better of him, and he tears it up.

 

Eager to learn exactly what Mitch wants to do to me, I tape that list back together, read it, and become even more desperate for him to manhandle me into all of the positions he's doodled in the margin.

 

There’s no stopping the fun we’ll have together this Christmas, because I want every item on that list.

Every. Damn. Thing.

Including the one he underlined in bold.

He wants to fuck a baby into me.

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